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Turkey · October 14, 2026 · 13:08

Nasreddin Hodja — Part 4 of 20 (The Fish Under the Bed)

Nasreddin Hodja — Part 4 of 20 (The Fish Under the Bed)
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In this episode

Eighteen more anecdotes of the Hodja. The runaway slave, it turns out, has harmed only himself — for his master would have set him free; an oath over a chess game is broken, but then, the Hodja married in jest as well; a kite's well-known secret can be settled only by someone who has been a kite for two years; a bride's procession draws a sigh over how many procurers one land can hold; three pilgrims free their servants for merit, and the third — who has none — will not be outdone; and a boy at the family table holds a little fish to his ear, and innocently repeats all it tells him about the bigger fish hidden under the bed. A midnight knock is answered, at last, with an "Inshallah"; a length of red silk is carried home in outstretched arms, lest the measure be lost; a sore cannot decide whether it is black or white; and when the search goes badly, the Hodja looks for what he lost where the light is better.

Disclosure: this performance is narrated by AI-generated voices.

From Der Hodscha Nasreddin by Albert Wesselski (1911), public domain; told in a fresh in-house rendering.

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Chapters:

0:00 Opening

0:05 He Harmed Only Himself

0:40 In Jest, Like My Marriage

1:30 Ask a Two-Year Kite

1:48 So Many Procurers

2:25 He Would Not Be Outdone

3:35 Ask the Bigger Fish

4:33 It Is I, Inshallah

5:25 Lest I Lose My Measure

5:53 Black One Day, White the Next

6:26 The Man in the Molasses

7:00 He Never Had a Ghost

7:26 You Ate Donkey Today

9:08 A Kiss Will Balance It

9:34 Go Hide Your Shame

10:04 Am I Her Brother?

10:53 I Shall Fetch a Ladder

11:25 Where the Light Is

11:56 Where Will the Mud Stick?